heineken? fuck that shit
drunk in big bearit's called the dirty bird for a reason

hello, i'm evan. i write songs on guitar as well as stories on paper. i rather like drinking, adventures, vinyl records, pillaging and plundering, and long walks on the beach. my band is called pabst and the blue ribbons. sometimes i collaborate with my friend ashley, and we're called people. on this internet web-site you will find some of my songs, some of our songs, probably some photo graphs and writings and general knicknacks as well as a full set of golf clubs, star wars action figures, a six-pack of beer, truly life-altering, cones plunge through your mind.

ak ak.



run on top of mountains and through valleys, sleep in caves, write in notebooks, be like a waterbed full of glue.

drunk on the beach with j-mo